Best anecdotes about zombies

Best anecdotes about zombies

As you know, many people are buried in strict suits. Therefore, if the zombie apocalypse does happen, it will be a serious event.

Morning coffee is the only thing that separates us from the zombie apocalypse.

Advice in case of a zombie apocalypse: Zombies can only be killed by an accurate shot to the head. Therefore, buy yourself a helmet in advance.

The optimist thinks that the zombie is half alive.

The first law of the zombie apocalypse: be a man, and you will be drawn.

Zombies are better than most people: 1) They have brains 2) They lived their lives 3) They know what they want from others

This awkward moment, when you realize that you have no plans for the future, but there is a plan for a zombie apocalypse

Still, how much depends on the place of action: - Risen in Jerusalem - Miracle; Resurrected in Hollywood - Zombies.

There are two zombies, catching a ride at night to the cemetery, all pass by. One to another: - No, John, so we just like the car no one will stop. - Why? "Your head should be on your shoulders, and you hold it under your arm."

You ask me how to distinguish a bad horror film from a good one? - Very simple! In a bad horror film, they scare the audience with broken glass, burnt corpses, sharp sounds and suddenly jumping out zombies. - And in good - a hedgehog creek softly into the frame and this can be crap!