145 tips on how to survive in horror movies

145 tips on how to survive in horror movies

1. If you think you have already killed a monster, never come closer to make sure of it.

2. If you find that your house is built on or near the former cemetery, that it was once a church where black masses served, that former tenants have gone mad, committed suicide, died a terrible death (no matter what) Were engaged in necrophilia or Satanism in your house, immediately move.

3. Never read aloud the spells that invoke demons, even as a joke.

4. Do not go down into the basement, especially if you suddenly turned off the light.

5. If your children turn to you in Latin or any other language they do not need to know, or their voices are not like their own voices, immediately shoot them. In the end, it will bring you much less frustration. Note: One bullet may not be enough; be ready for this.

6. If you are many, never step aside, alone or singly.

7. If your company decided to have fun at midnight in an abandoned house on the outskirts of the city, do not trudge along with everyone. If all go in pairs, and you do not have a partner, it is generally strictly prohibited. If you are generally recognized as a wit, you will hardly have time to write a will on the way.

8. The general rule: never solve puzzles that open the gates of Hell.

9. Never approach the grave, the tomb, the crypt, the mausoleum, or any other place of repose.

10. If you hear any noise, and find that it's just your cat, immediately run away if you value your life.

11. If household appliances, including a food processor, turn on itself, move, dropping everything.

12. Do not take anything (even borrow) from the dead.

13. If you come to an unfamiliar city, and do not see a single person on the streets, it's possible that it's not just that. Understand the hint and do not stop here.

14. Do not engage in genetic engineering unless you know exactly what you want to get in the end.

15. If you run away from a monster, be prepared for the fact that you will surely stumble and fall at least twice (more if you belong to the weaker sex). Also keep in mind that, despite the fact that you run with all your might, and the monster slowly hobbles after you, it still moves fast enough to catch up with you.

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