Top 10 "Survival useful tips"
1. Match yourselves in the sky. If the sky is covered with clouds, then soon the morning. If it is covered with asphalt, then the sky is on the other side. If the sky is white - maybe you're already at home. If tiled - in the sobering-up station. If it's a stone's throw to the sky and it's wooden, it's a very bad sign.
2. Study the location of the moon carefully. If the moon and stars are located on street flags - this is a foreign country. If the flags of the building are the embassy. If the moon is in the sky, but there are two of them - either you are on another planet, or you have to sleep, and everything will pass.
3. Listen to sounds and rustles. If the cell phones are chirping around - this is a large civilized city. If the pedestrians chirp, this is China, Vietnam, Korea or Japan. Determine the distance to the house on the eyebrows of sellers: show them any money bill - the higher the eyebrows, the farther the home.
4. Determine the direction. The territory of the offices is more covered by cars from the sleeping areas, less from the center. Determine the time for the voices of the singing technique. If Xeroxes are singing around, it's a day if air conditioners are summer (they go into hibernation for the winter), but faxes are sung around the clock.
5. To get a job overnight in the heat, open a fire under the windows of the police station.
6. Edible gifts of nature can be found in old snags selling salted cucumbers and sauerkraut, and offering to try.
7. To get fire and cook yourself a hot meal for eight years in advance, find a flint and chirkni them about any piece of iron gas station.
8. Avoid the trails, along which trams and trolleybuses go - they lead not to human habitation, but to their lair.
9. Vipers usually do not attack people only if they disturb her hole. If you were under the ground and the viper hissed at you - it's the subway and you have to pay the fare.
10. To avoid such a situation in the future, always carry a passport, money for a taxi and be sure to have a snack.
1. Match yourselves in the sky. If the sky is covered with clouds, then soon the morning. If it is covered with asphalt, then the sky is on the other side. If the sky is white - maybe you're already at home. If tiled - in the sobering-up station. If it's a stone's throw to the sky and it's wooden, it's a very bad sign.
2. Study the location of the moon carefully. If the moon and stars are located on street flags - this is a foreign country. If the flags of the building are the embassy. If the moon is in the sky, but there are two of them - either you are on another planet, or you have to sleep, and everything will pass.
3. Listen to sounds and rustles. If the cell phones are chirping around - this is a large civilized city. If the pedestrians chirp, this is China, Vietnam, Korea or Japan. Determine the distance to the house on the eyebrows of sellers: show them any money bill - the higher the eyebrows, the farther the home.
4. Determine the direction. The territory of the offices is more covered by cars from the sleeping areas, less from the center. Determine the time for the voices of the singing technique. If Xeroxes are singing around, it's a day if air conditioners are summer (they go into hibernation for the winter), but faxes are sung around the clock.
5. To get a job overnight in the heat, open a fire under the windows of the police station.
6. Edible gifts of nature can be found in old snags selling salted cucumbers and sauerkraut, and offering to try.
7. To get fire and cook yourself a hot meal for eight years in advance, find a flint and chirkni them about any piece of iron gas station.
8. Avoid the trails, along which trams and trolleybuses go - they lead not to human habitation, but to their lair.
9. Vipers usually do not attack people only if they disturb her hole. If you were under the ground and the viper hissed at you - it's the subway and you have to pay the fare.
10. To avoid such a situation in the future, always carry a passport, money for a taxi and be sure to have a snack.
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