Anecdotes about the apocalypse

Anecdotes about the apocalypse

- What will be the end of the world?

- Above the world will be heard the music of the completion of Windows. And everything will disappear.

My cat, sensing the imminent end of the world, sleeps all day in a panic.

- The man in the bunker has prepared 2 tons of toilet paper. Apparently a dirty ass for him is a much more terrible thing than a lack of food.

Enough to scare everyone at the end of the world! It's not scary to anyone.

Better scare everyone by the end of the Internet.

- What will you do if there comes a nuclear winter?

- I'm going to play snowballs.

- NUCLEAR !!!

- TENTACLES !!!

After numerous false prophecies about the coming Apocalypse that have become a tradition, it remains only to declare the End of the World a national holiday and celebrate it every year.

I think the real end of the world will be like this - with beer and cameras: by the time the seventh angel sounds, the first six records will be posted on Youtube.

There are two men, one asks:

- What will you do if you find out that tomorrow the end of the world will come?

- Yes, I'll just start fucking everything that moves !!! What are you going to do?

"I'll try not to move!"