Anecdotes about lions

Anecdotes about lions

"Damn roaming!" Thought the lion at every phone call in the stomach.

The little boy says: - Tell me, why do lions eat only raw meat? "They can not cook," the older sister answers.

The trainer with a very large head made a number with a thrust of the head in the mouth deadly for the lion.

After a week's hunger strike, the lion finally admitted that the zoo guard is the king of the beasts.

There is a priest in the desert, and a lion is at the meeting. The priest begins to pray: - Lord, inspire these lion Christian thoughts. The lion kneels: - God, bless my food!

The latest news: - In the Dutch zoo, a lion ate a visitor and died of an overdose.

Circus. The arena is played by trained lions. One says to another: - Something the audience has bored. The cage is not high - let's cheer...

The lion collected all the animals and said: "Today we will eat the most cowardly." The hare runs out and yells: "I will not give a boar for offense!"

Today I heard on the radio that an adult lion needs 20 hours to rest every day. "I knew I was a grown-up lion!"

- Look, look! Your lion has attacked your mother-in-law!

"Did he attack himself?" Let him and get out...

The lion trainer was completely absorbed in his work.

Mature couple in the circus:

"What do you think, Elsa, what would this lion say if he could talk?"

I'm a leopard, Elsa - came from the arena.

The lion, the king of beasts, gathered the animals and said:

- Beautiful left, smart right.

The beasts were gone. One monkey remained. The lion asks:

- And why are not you going anywhere?

The monkey responds:

- And what should I rupture?