Anecdotes about zombies Part 2

Anecdotes about zombies Part 2

If the zombie apocalypse started and my boss became a zombie, then to kill him, he would need to shoot an ass

And what will happen, for example, if a television that works urinates?
I do not know, but you'll outlive the zombie apocalypse at all.
What's this?
Because, my friend, YOU DO NOT HAVE BRAINS!

- Is sex with zombies necrophilia?
- Even though you are a zombie. If the fact that he is dead, then yes - necrophilia.
Well, but you never know, maybe you just like him, maybe he's a good man :)

Midnight. Morgue. The orderlies sit in the back room and drink official alcohol. In the section the poor student is on duty. Suddenly he flies into the back room with a green face:
"There ... There ..."
Alarmed orderlies:
- What?
"The dead man came to life there!"
- Oh, damn it! We really were afraid, thought the head doctor with a check.

One zombie at another asks:
-And what kind of ay-kyu do you have?
-When the brain drops out 40, and when I put back 150.

- Suppose, if there had come a zombie apocalypse and some of your acquaintances became zombies, would you decide to shoot them? - Some, I would shoot now!